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An Ode To Rainn Briggins
Ok My Little Ernest, following frosty Robert,
A touch of Anne and a dabble of Dickens
By a coupling of satirical satire, E.E but never coming,
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Oh thy want to be Walt,
But whiter than Whitman,
And not quite as white as Walt.
You can never come within a stone’s throw of Thoreau,
Though never such a poet as Poe,
You have as much potential as a parakeet,
But you are not there Yeats.
But someday you might,
If you keep on trying,
You can quit half-rhyming,
As an ill illegitimate Shakespeare rhyme scheme.

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