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Pepto Bismol MAG

February 18, 2009
By Deecc BRONZE, Enumclaw, Washington
Deecc BRONZE, Enumclaw, Washington
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You say my hair looks like a mane.
I disagree.
Manes belong on lions and I am no animal.

Except for the occasional times when I bare my teeth in anger.
But there’s a part of my animal brain that is still in love with you.

You only cause me pain, discomfort, and nausea.

The same symptoms cured by a Pepto Bismol tablet.
Next time I see you I’ll make sure to take a couple …

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Saudade said...
on Oct. 15 2009 at 5:36 pm
Saudade, Dallas, Texas
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very clever.

on Sep. 2 2009 at 1:17 am
wordweaver96 PLATINUM, Winchester, Kentucky
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Favorite Quote:
" It is not our abilities but our choices that show who we truly are. "
Albus Dumbledore

See, we really DON'T have anything to fear but fear itself!


on Sep. 1 2009 at 11:48 pm
messie.egghead SILVER, Fayetteville, Georgia
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this is awesome!

i love how you don't stick to anything traditional with its format.

it's greatttt:)

on Sep. 1 2009 at 7:08 pm
Ashley Coulter SILVER, Mount Washington, Kentucky
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this is very well written. i love the tone of voice.

on Aug. 24 2009 at 5:56 pm PLATINUM, Beaumont, Other
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Cute, nice work.

on Aug. 23 2009 at 9:50 pm
Joegirl2418 GOLD, Columbus, Ohio
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haha this is cute. btw i know someone in enumclaw! do you know a kayla r?

on Aug. 19 2009 at 1:06 am
deep. funny. great.

hcosmob SILVER said...
on Jul. 9 2009 at 5:42 am
hcosmob SILVER, Sedona, Arizona
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this is great! =]

on Jun. 28 2009 at 8:15 am
cheyenneduhon PLATINUM, Lumberton, Texas
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Haha soo silly but extremely sweet!!

I loved it!

Great writing!