Moths secretly want to kill you,
Every spoon is an airplane,
If something is shiny …. touch it!

Everyone is awesome,
Music is fun,
Sunglasses don’t work.

Your bed is the safest place in the world,
Winter clothes make you look like a starfish,
Someone will always be bigger than you.

Sand gets thrown in everybody’s eyes …. (Don’t sweat it),
Always go before you leave,
The car is the best place to sleep.

Food should be worn,
Silence is boring,
Shoes never fit so just don’t wear any.

Imaginary friends are overrated,
Only the people who love you will watch you sleep,
Hands get sticky but thats what soap is for.

Cooking will always be messy,
Getting dressed is difficult,
Falling over is a part of life you can always get up and laugh about it.

Sharing isn’t for everyone, plus you can always take it when their not looking,
You cry because you care,
Hugs from mom are the best.

Anything can be cured with a kiss and a pat on the back,
Don’t look at the sun,
Dogs make great pillow.

Sports are hard,
People are different,
Being the same is stupid.