You sit there all day your minds having fun
Your thumbs starts to hurt your brain gets so numb
But we do not care and I’ll tell you why
Because we always respawn after we die

Vroom vroom vroom your engine starts
Then your mind takes flight miles apart
But we do not care and I’ll tell you why
Because we drive fast and we also can fly

We saved the whole world in a matter of hours
We also saved the princess from her tower
You may ask us how and I’ll tell you this
Because were in charge of this eternal bliss

So sit back and relax the day is young
Turn off your lights and have some fun
Close your curtains and shut your shades
For you’re the master in video games