If last year were a person, it would be Luis Rodriguez.
If last year were a car, it would be Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4 that just got a brand new GT Engine.
If last year were a drink, it would taste like watermelon cucumber punch with a pinch of lemon.
If last year were music, it would sound like Alter Bridge singing Broken Wings.
If last year were an animal, it would be a koala that has been disturbed from its sleep.
If last year were a piece of clothing, it would be Adidas sweatpants.
If last year were a color, it would be black fading into a grey that at the end turns into white.