Jersey Shore cast
you live the American Dream
live weekends in a haze and
never have to worry about the future or past

I hope your parents are proud of you
after all you're so accomplished
not many people can say their
kids died at the age of twenty five from
alcohol poisoning or skin cancer

you're idea of life seeps into
the veins of twelve year olds
like venom from a snake
making them strive to be vegetables
rather than live life coherent

The world may be a better place
if everyone were like you
we wouldn't need silly things like education
we'd all just live off our
parent's money, running around putting
a new meaning to the word free will