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Corn on the Cobb

April 25, 2012
By StephenS GOLD, Ball Ground, Georgia
StephenS GOLD, Ball Ground, Georgia
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Favorite Quote:
"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.' Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it. Then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honour. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat. And then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!


. . . unless it's a farm!" ~ Soldier (TF2)


Thanksgiving Day is nigh upon us
The feast is almost here
Where all who gather laugh in chorus
And eat the food so dear

From corn on the Cobb
To gooey, warm Brownings
And even some nice warm Fisch—
Er, maybe some turkey
If you'd prefer—
All piled on one big dish

Together we'll gather around the table
And lift our glasses high
As we list the things for which we are thankful
To which we have no right

From corn on the Cobb
To gooey, warm Brownings
And even some nice warm Fisch—
Er, maybe some turkey
If you'd prefer—
All piled on one big dish

Ar thur any who question the joy of this day
Because to me it sEames
There is nothing greater than Thanksgiving Day
And all the treats it brings



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