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You, An Actress
You, an Atheist, embody the
 values of the Three Wise Men,
 and though you wish they were
 called Plato, Aristotle, and Vergil,
 they remain futilely nameless,
 idle like the Carpenter, himself
 
 You, an anti-feminist, embody
 the values of the women in my
 life. Not Roosevelt, Clinton, and
 Friedan; You resemble Maria,
 Rosa, and Amalia. It's your
 mental heritage, pendeja.
 
 You, an anti-pragmatist, embody
 the values of your illegitimate
 children. Not Oprah, Castro, or
 Hercules. Time-wasting, pita-
 eating, boring piece of s***.
 Delphinum natare doces.

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