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Blondie
September 24, 2009
Blondie
Golden
Naturally highlighted
Simply naturally blonde
Naturally wavy
It will tousle
And fall into perfect form
It will shape into luxurious curls
With just a little scrunch
Not the crunchy scrunch
Like the girls who use too much gel
But like it was curled with a curling iron
At its best work
Or instead, it will be perfectly straight
With the help of a straighter
At the obey of a command
It will twist and bounce
In ponytails and buns
Forget the blonde jokes
So second grade
But blondes have more fun,
Trust me, I know
That’s right
Be jealous
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