To my dog,

Don’t whine at my bedroom every night

Don’t wait for me to open the door

Don’t even try to jump in my bed and cuddle me at 4

Of course you want to go outside at 2

It’s not like you went outside before to go poo

Your a golden retriever

Your supposed to be the best behaved dog there is

You ate all of my easter candy and all there is

You slobbered all over my vans

I’ll try to forgive you, I don’t know if i can

I know all of this that I have said makes you seem like a bad dog

In reality, I wouldn’t change any of this for the world

You are the best dog I have ever met

And I don't want to get rid of you just quite yet.