Dear Mr.Schnapps,
I am VERY angry.
These shoes were so awful.
They were smelly and ratchet.
That horrid color was blinding to my eyes
How could you give me such a thing?
This is not what I expected.
It is as dirty as a rotting rat.
Your company should be destroyed!
The shoes smelled worst than my grandpa not showering for days.
I cannot believe I believed your stupid slogan.
It wrongly informs the whole population.
“Shoes to impress”
More like “Shoes that will make sure your significant other dumps you”
I will never order from your company again.
And you sure won’t get any of my friends or families business.
You need to get out of peoples lives and move on.
BYE.
Angrily,
Penelope