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Dear Ms. Meyer...

February 24, 2010
By Silevryn BRONZE, Osceola, Missouri
Silevryn BRONZE, Osceola, Missouri
3 articles 51 photos 58 comments

Favorite Quote:
"The world hasn't become more violent, it's become more televised"

Sparkling Vampires
Hot Werewolves
arent worth my time at all.
Twilight, just like bella, its time you take a fall

Dr. Seuss was much better than that stupid Stephanie Meyer.
Green eggs and ham was a much better read
than the tale of a glittery vampire.

Jacob black?
i'd hit that
with my Volvo till he's dead
Emmets such a monkey, he should just jump in a ravine
and Alice, go back to wonderland with your buddy, the red queen
Victoria's such a tool. i hope she falls in lava
Lerants the only cool one, all black and with those dreds
But thanks to Stephanie Myer, he just ends up dead

Shes killing a generation
with dreams of sparkling men
but we all know the truth.
that Buffys gonna win

So burn all of your T-shirts
your posters and your books
'cause thats what happened to James
and man, he sure got cooked.

So run now Stephanie Meyer
with your vampires in the night
everyone knows that its YOUR neck they want to bite

But we all know the truth.
of who will always win
Buffy's staking Edward
and thats the very end

The author's comments:
Well after being made fun of for wearing an anti-twilight shirt to school, i decided to write this. Most of the school loved it, and I heard rumors of a twilight fanchild lynch mob after my head soon after. Hope you like it!

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