Papas Big Party
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Along time ago in a mansion far, far away lived a fat bearded man named Beardo the Terrible. He was known as Papa to the peasants. They were his slaves.



They did everything for Beardo. They fed, clothed and bathed him.


One day when Beardo was receiving a massage from his peasant named 1081, when another peasant came in and told him that the peasants were starting a revolution. Beardo however was not worried. He had a plan that he had been saving for years. His plan was called Papas Big Party.


In his plan, the first step was to throw a party for the peasants in order to keep his life long enough to complete step two of his plan. The second step is to get the peasants on a sugar high so they make stupid mistakes like going into the town pool. Third Papa must lure the peasants into the town pool and activate their shock collars. Then the peasants will slowly die, and Beardo will call a cleanup crew to help dispose of the bodies. Then Beardo will live his life like nothing ever happened, and it will be happily ever after.


ÒPrepare my chevy.Ó He told the peasant giving the massage.


ÒYes, sir.Ó The peasant said in return. So they went to the housing district of BeardoÕs land where all the peasants live. It was a dirty neighborhood filled with trash Beardo threw away, and cow droppings from the cows Beardo kept there. He kept some of the cows at the housing district because the pasture was overrun and almost all the grass was gone. One of the houses had a cow sitting right out on the porch.


Beardo however had no sympathy for these peasants. He owned these heathens. When they saw his car they ran after him with pitchforks and torches. Beardo then happily pulled out a little remote and pushed the red button. This activated there shock collars and they fell to the ground squirming in pain. He liked to show them who was boss.


When he drove off and got out of range there shock collars turned off and they got up and chased after him. Beardo drove back to his mansion, and watched the tele. When the peasants arrived at his house they tried to break down BeardoÕs massive front door. Beardo knew it was time to initiate Papas Big Party. He lifted himself up onto his balcony and said to the peasants.


ÒWho wants to come to my party?Ó


It became silent, dead silent. Then one of the peasants said, ÒEveryone.Ó


Then the party began. Beardo was happy knowing his plan was working. He laid out the drinks, brownies, and sugar. A lot of sugar. The peasants were chugging gallons of sugar and getting loopy then one of them finally leaped into the pool. It was like dominoes the way they all jumped in one by one. Beardo knew it was time.


He came out onto the balcony and said to everyone. ÒGoodbye peasants.Ó


He then pulled out the remote, and pressed the maroon button that activated the shock collars and kept them on until someone pressed it again. He stood there and watched all the peasants try to get out of the water, but they couldnÕt. They were trapped with no way to escape. Just them and there pain.


Beardo felt sorry for a minute then decided it was time to go to bed. As he was going to bed he could hear there screams. It didnÕt bother him though, he could care less about his peasants. That night was a good nights rest for Beardo.


In the morning he called the cleanup crew to help dispose of the evidence. They were under his payroll so they wouldnÕt tell anyone what had gone on. Beardo was just happy it was all over and he could keep his life. Since then he has kidnapped more peasants and rebuilt his once great dictatorship to what it once was. He has ruled his land with an iron fist and has made sure that no revolution will ever happen again. That is the story of Papas Big Party.