The TrashCann

A night in the town, you wouldn’t believe it. Sometime I feel so alone. About once every exiting day I get to my new friends, but the sad thing is I only get to see them once. Every time the nice lady comes out of the odd looking pentagon she brings me new friends, and they always smell very weird. She just come and dumps them on me. After my friends and I talk it up my even bigger friend comes along and just takes them from me. My big friend is named DUMPTRUCK. Dump truck stands for Dangerous Unicycle Meant for Pumping Trash Right Under Cool Kids. Sometimes this friend of mine is just so mean. He just come, and picks me up, puts me over his and shakes me till all of my friends are out. I got so mad that I told him that didn't’t want to be his friend any more. He got so angry at me that he threw me down right back onto my spot next to the odd looking pentagon. Now my problem is that since dump truck and I are no longer friends, now I have too many friends. I am tired of listening to my entire friends cry about how much it stinks, and it’s getting really annoying. Also I think I’m dyeing because it stinks so badly. I just don’t know what to do.