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Aurelius
Portland, Maine
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ABOUT ME
I was born in New Zealand, but I moved to Kentucky after my house caught fire. (I enjoy making hot dogs in my living room.) After twenty-three more houses, my family moved to Falmouth, where they banned me from all flammable equipment.

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Fiction
Eat the Evidence (Part I)
By Aurelius BRONZE
Portland, Maine
Aurelius BRONZE, Portland, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't what your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!'"

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