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Fat & Lazy

April 24, 2015
By catty98e GOLD, Spring HIll, Kansas
catty98e GOLD, Spring HIll, Kansas
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Favorite Quote:
"I'm a freak, I've been a freak my whole life. I just have to live with it, you know. I'm just one of those people. I'm not going to change the way I think or the way I feel to conform to anything."
-John Winston Lennon (1940-1980)


Sittin' with my bag of chips and layin' on my bed

Got nothin' to do today, playin' music in my head

Won't be doin' chores today 'cause that is what I dread

Have a movie marathon from those books that I read

 

Because I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day

Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!

I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day

Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!

 

Sittin' with my bag of chips and layin' on my bed
Got nothin' to do today, playin' music in my head
Won't be doin' chores today 'cause that is what I dread
Have a movie marathon from those books that I read

Because I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day
Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!
I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day
Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!

 

Monday comes around and I gotta go to school

I whine and complain 'cause that's really uncool

I get around and dressed and I head out the door

Now I'm sad 'cause I can't be fat and lazy anymore

 

Because I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day
Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!
I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day
Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!

 

Sittin' with my bag of chips and layin' on my bed
Got nothin' to do today, playin' music in my head
Won't be doin' chores today 'cause that is what I dread
Have a movie marathon from those books that I read

Because I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day
Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!
I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day
Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!

 

Because I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day
Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!
I'm fat and lazy, layin' around all day
Fat and lazy, that's who I am, hey!


The author's comments:

My BFF Jo and I decided that we needed a song about being fat and lazy. This a really fun song to perform because the audience always cracks up. This is now our theme song...


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