I'm waking up in my bed,
No memory of what went on after I passed out.
Got all these names jumbled up inside my head,
Each one with a reason to scream and shout.
I'm not sure what went on,
It's all a daze as to who was there.
Must've got a few girls going,
'Cause now I'm caught up in one big affair.
Falling deeper into this huge mess,
Someone man-up, explain the story and confess.
'Cause I'm about to explode.
Last night,
I wish it never occurred.
Last night,
The memories are just a blur.
Probably broke some laws and did things I shouldn't have done,
I was a whole different person when I was out to get some.
Last night, I'm trying to forget,
Last night, was just one big regret.
I'm beginning to remember and I'm feeling contrite,
If I knew what would have happened I would've stayed home last night.
I'm seeing myself in pictures I don't recall taking,
Strangers have their arms around me.
Not sure if I was just faking,
Because my smile seems to be in sync with reality.
People are blowing up my phone,
I don't even know who you are?
Saying you slept in my home,
What happened to my car?
Falling deeper into this huge mess,
Someone man-up, explain the story and confess.
'Cause I'm about to explode.
Last night,
I wish it never occurred.
Last night,
The memories are just a blur.
Probably broke some laws and did things I shouldn't have done,
I was a whole different person when I was out to get some.
Last night, I'm trying to forget,
Last night, was just one big regret.
I'm beginning to remember and I'm feeling contrite,
If I knew what would have happened I would've stayed home last night.
I owe money to a guy I've never met,
This chick thinks I'm her new boyfriend.
Made a dozen mistakes I know I'll regret,
A little party turned out to be a disaster in the end.
Received my fines through the mail,
The cops are brewing up a fight.
I was winning at life and now I'm about to fail,
And it's all thanks to last night...
Last night,
I wish it never occurred.
Last night,
The memories are just a blur.
Probably broke some laws and did things I shouldn't have done,
I was a whole different person when I was out to get some.
Last night, I'm trying to forget,
Last night, was just one big regret.
I'm beginning to remember and I'm feeling contrite,
If I knew what would have happened I would've stayed home last night.
I'm waking up in my bed,
No memory of what went on after I passed out...