Why are we arguing?
It's so childish.
You talk about how you want everything,
Sorry babe, I'm not rich.
Spending more than I can afford,
Digging me into a financial hole.
Soon we'll be living in cardboard,
Because this excessive spending is taking a toll.
If I was wizard, I'd use magic to materialize anything inside your head,
But I'm not that good, so I wrote a list of things I'd give you instead:
I'd buy you a brand new house so big it could hold the world,
Carve jewels into the finest jewelry, I know how you like diamonds and pearls.
I'd buy you a wardrobe full of clothes,
Bigger than Narnia so you have plenty wherever you may go!
You'll have your own private jet,
So anytime you want, you can fly back to the place where we first met.
Above it all - I'd give you everything,
But sadly, I'm not a magician...
Why do you find the need to complain?
I try my best to provide.
Your sudden whims are beginning to drive me insane,
My bank account is drying up like the ocean's tide.
There go my credit cards, charged again,
I'm maxed out once more.
How much could you possibly spend?
The accountant is telling me I'm gonna turn poor.
If I was wizard, I'd use magic to materialize anything inside your head,
But I'm not that good, so I wrote a list of things I'd give you instead:
I'd buy you a brand new house so big it could hold the world,
Carve jewels into the finest jewelry, I know how you like diamonds and pearls.
I'd buy you a wardrobe full of clothes,
Bigger than Narnia so you have plenty wherever you may go!
You'll have your own private jet,
So anytime you want, you can fly back to the place where we first met.
Above it all - I'd give you everything,
But sadly, I'm not a magician...
I'm barely middle-class, not a rich man,
Keep on spending and I'll lose my retirement plan.
You're a girl; I know you want it all:
Designer clothes, giant house, and trips to the spa.
There's just some things that I can't afford,
But you're already packing for a cruise to board.
You never listen and I hate it when you take action,
Though girl, I still adore you with a passion.
I'd buy you a brand new house so big it could hold the world,
Carve jewels into the finest jewelry, I know how you like diamonds and pearls.
I'd buy you a wardrobe full of clothes,
Bigger than Narnia so you have plenty wherever you may go!
You'll have your own private jet,
So anytime you want, you can fly back to the place where we first met.
Above it all - I'd give you everything,
But sadly, I'm not a magician...