Chestnuts growing on a chestnut tree
Come you, come all, and pick one for me
With an uno, dos, tres
And a one, two, three
Chestnuts growing on a chestnut tree

Well, we went down to the bank to pick
You gotta get the very best or you're gonna get licked
And Sally, she was the last to choose
Well, sorry, Sal, but you lose when you snooze

Sally, she ran off that day
I ran after her, saying, Hey, hey, hey!
Now, Sally, you're just being mean
It's not my fault all's not peachy keen

Chestnuts growing on a chestnut tree
Come you, come all, and pick one for me
With an uno, dos, tres
And a one, two, three
Chestnuts growing on a chestnut tree

I went back to Timmy on the bank
He said, What's with Sal, 'cause she gonna get licked
I said, Really, I have no idea
Honestly, I just call 'em like I see 'em

Then there was Billy, just because
He said, What's with Sal, isn't she your cuz?
Going so fast, she was flyin'
Oh, that's just our heartbreak dying

Chestnuts growing on a chestnut tree
Come you, come all, and pick one for me
With an uno, dos, tres
And a one, two, three
Chestnuts growing on a chestnut tree

Chestnuts growing on a chestnut tree
Come you, come all, and pick one for me
With an uno, dos, tres
And a one, two, three
Chestnuts growing on a chestnut tree