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BARS: Flat Earth Edition
March 21, 2019
Uh yeah
UH HUH
Yeah
...
yeah, you calling me an idiot
Turns out-
Yeah I'm 40 times illeteriate
UH
My homie Chlo-money
Spittin out the facts
Feelin a little slummy
Yeah, thats the round affect
UH
Im a real flat earther UH
Feelin really flat
push me further
in the fat UH
*Bars*
All the water would fall right out-
People calling me dumb,
Usin all my clout UH
*those are truly bars*
Global warmin is super fake
Gotta spread the word-
Before its super duper late UH
*bars*
Im a real flat earther UH
Feelin really flat
Push me further
In the fat UH
Avasaurous sittin in the frat
Spittin rhymes
Sayin that the earth is mega flat UH
Yeah, just gotta tell it to em like it is. You think the earth is round like your mom? Nah fam, its flat like your paycheck.
UH
© Annie B., Marblehead, MA
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Chlo_money said...
on Mar. 27 2019 at 1:28 pm
I'm really liking this rap because it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo intellegent and you are the farthest from stupid, you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo smart, and I live you you so very much and you are making me so happy and spreading joy across this flat earth. I LOVE YOU, I want to marry you on my 22nd birthday!
Chlo_money said...
on Mar. 25 2019 at 8:50 am
This is THE BEST THING that my eyes have ever seen. It's like the sun coming up in the morning. I want to fall asleep to this rap EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. I want to wake up to this every night!!!! Keep writing these amazing raps, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!
This is my rap I made about the flat earth. After my best homie got some hate on their poetry, I decided to push back and fight the system. I'm here representin the minorities.