I have to use the restroom
But I don’t wanna use it
I have to save
My last four
PASSES
I have the restroom blues!!
Can I make my own?
But I don’t have a clue
Maybe I could print them out
Or even buy some more
There is a girl
She is taunting me
Waving a pass over the sky
With bright red marker
SHE IS TAUNTING ME (X4)

I can’t it any longer
But I have to
Nope only have
3 MORE PASSES TOMORROW
Maybe even 2 a week from now
No more taunting for me
Until the next 9 weeks
I CAN GET 2 MORE FOR ME!!!

I feel better
I used to
Have the restroom blues!!
I have some kind of
PASSPHOBIA I think
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo
My kidney is hurting me
I hold it in too long
I need a doctor
I have the kidney blues

I need more……… WATERRR
I need to
Drink 4
Gallons
A
DAYYYY
It is the nest day
I think after lunch
I will have the restroom blues again!!
I would use the restroom
During lunch
But I eat to slow
But if I don’t use the restroom
I might get the kidney blues!!
I need to use the restroom
Every day and all week long
I have the
I have the
I have the restroom blues!!