Dear Chick-Fil-A,
I have withdrawals from you every Sunday
Your chicken nuggets are so crisp and fine
Every time I come I want to order twenty-nine
These nuggets sparkle like pure gold
Always fresh, never old
I gave up being vegetarian for your nuggets
Without them I will cry buckets
Chicken minis are the best entree
I wish they were served all day
It does not matter if I am asleep or awake
You can count on me dreaming of chicken minis on my plate
I always get a large order of waffle fries
They deserve a nobel peace prize
One day you are going to see me on “My Strange Addiction”
For eating all the fries in the Chick-Fil-A kitchen
The cookies are so gooey and warm
When I go to college I am going to keep dozens in my dorm
So many options and so much sauce
No matter what I order, I know it will not be a loss
I love how your employees always say “my pleasure”
When they hand me my bag of treasure
They always get my order right
This makes each experience a true delight
I may come here six times a week
But do not worry, you will never become bleak
I can’t have a boyfriend, it would feel wrong
My love for him would never be as strong
I guess you could say I am obsessed
But how could I not be since your food is the best?