How to get caught tee peeing someone's house.
Materials:
2 friends
1 car
15 rolls of toilet paper
3 eggs
1 week of them on vacation
1 night of torrential downpour
2 in the morning
1 phone call
15 empty toilet paper rolls in the trunk

Directions:
Get two other friends who are down to do anything.
Grab your keys and get out of there.
Of course after putting 15 rolls of toilet paper and 3 eggs left in a container in your bag.
Make sure the person’s house your tee peeing, is on vacation for at least a week.
Then, look at the weather and best plan out the night.
Make sure it’s raining, a lot. The toilet paper sticks better to the roof and driveway after it rains.
Make sure it’s no earlier than 2 in the morning. You don’t want the neighbors to see you!
Be in your friend’s car when he gets 1 phone call from his mom.
Don’t put it on speaker phone.
Don’t let your mom say, “Where’s all our toilet paper” while on speaker.
Also, don’t take too many eggs. Because she’ll find out about those too.
Don’t leave 15 empty toilet paper rolls in the trunk of that friend’s car.