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The Exploding Pen

November 1, 2016
By Klederson BRONZE, Grand Rapids, Michigan
Klederson BRONZE, Grand Rapids, Michigan
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WHAT A MESS
Let me tell you a story about a pen
The class was an OUTRAGEOUS MESS
Of course Mrs.Fussman wouldn’t notice
She was to focused on her dress


It looked like a normal pen
But then again it was a pen of fire blasting ink
What are the odds of it being so bad?
Thanks to ken the timer started 
59,58,57,56


WE DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME!!!!!!
So how bad do you think it compares to stuff we call bullets of fire?
Hold up let me think of a Rhyme
Ok so this was bad but im glad im not holding the pen


My grandad had it
Is that so bad?
He does give me money every Sunday.
So that made me mad


Then I thought why don't we throw it outside?
After we throw it we go and find somewhere to hide
I said,”Ken grab the pen and chuck it with attitude!”
Hand it to one of the businessmen outside
We can hide 
I'm quite furious, also very very curious
On what the timer was at


“Ken, what’s the timer at?”
He said, “I don’t know i gave it to the hen.”
Well that made me RAGE
Knowing that Ken gave it to a hen
Well at least we'll have a Thanksgiving dinner tonight


Mrs. Fussman said furiously, with fire in her eyes
“PICK UP THAT MESS!”
After that she went back to looking at her dress
I heard a voice from the stomach of the hen
In my head it sounded like
Tic Tic Tic Tic Tic Tic Tic
10 9 8 7 6
Ken throw the hen!
He threw it to Ben
Ben threw it to Jen
Jen threw it to a group of men
The group of men threw it back to Ken

3 2 1
Nothing happened…...
Well that made me curious
We went threw all of that mess for nothing
Ok now I’m pretty dang furious


He put us in a live or die situation
Why do you think Frank did this?
When went threw a big mess
To find out is was just a Prank



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