Ducks
the mighty kings of floating
quacking bellows of power
truly ducks are the master race
You may not see them like this
but it is true indeed
In fact practically everything I tell you
is true indeed

Now I will begin to flatter
this race of kings
These almighty ones have obtained
many beautiful coats
that they may choose to wear
The emerald veil dubbed Mallard
finished with a silver necklace
You may also see the rainbow coat
of the Mandarin
floating proudly across the water
And also including
the crested duck with
the white crown
with a pale gown
Plenty more of these suits exist
but if I were to continue
I would not finish for a week and a half
specifically at half past noon

Now I dare say that these supreme leaders
lack only one thing
and that is desire to do stuff
I’m not saying they don’t have skills
such as eating anything they deem worthy
including only the best and most perfect grains
Alright anyways
they don’t care about anything
Most specifically ruling over this world

So in conclusion the ultimate race
best in everything else
only lacks
the care to rule.