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How to Get a Failing Grade in High School
  Ingredients Needed:
  -A dash of Grey’s Anatomy on Netflix.
  -A heap of Twitter.
  -4 slices of Candy Crush.
  -Mounds of senioritis.
  -A crater of no motivation.
  -A dollop of tiredness.
  -A scoop of The Bachelor.
  -20 missed classes.
  -A galaxy of laziness.
  1. Start the first day of the semester.
  2. Get out your computer and mix a heap of Twitter with four slices of Candy Crush for four hours every night. 
  3. You will need a separate bowl for mixing a mound of senioritis with a crater of no motivation.
  4. Make sure to never miss a Monday night Bachelor premiere.
  5. Miss every other class for the entirety of the semester.
  6. Lastly pour a dollop of tiredness on top of a galaxy of laziness.
  Congratulations.. You are receiving an F in high school.

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