Too fat you say?

At least I’m not a human skeleton, Halloween isn’t everyday.

Too ugly?

Have you heard the story of the ugly duckling? That’s a compliment.

Too smart?

Say it again when you’re working for me in the near future.

Too driven?

I’ll take a number two with a side of fries thank you.

Too nice?

Sorry would you like me to tell you what people really think of you?

Too depressing?

At least I don’t wear a fake smile and act like everything is fine all the time.

Too annoying?

You’re no box of chocolates either sweetheart.

Too little friends?

At least mine are true and not just my friends because of what I am.

To tall?

Sorry. I couldn’t hear you over my laughter. I’ll just make sure everything you need is on the top shelf for

now on.

Too clumsy?

Are you ok? That pole looked like it hit your face pretty hard?