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Twenty One Pilots: Stressed Out - Minecraft Parody
I wish I could find some diamonds in this ravine
I wish the skellys would stop swarming like it’s halloween
I wish there wasn't lava every spot I mine to
I wish for something other than a coal ore vein
I was told as a kid that I would get to fight
But I'm stuck with the sheep from dawn to midnight
My names Notch and here's a gapple
My names Notch and here's a gapple
Now it's time to fight
And I hope I'll win
It's a risk to take but Notch is with me
Now it's time to fight
And I hope I'll win
It's a risk to take but Notch is with me
I gather twelve ender eyes to travel to the end
So I can slay the dragon and save all my friends
I use dual-wielding, sword in one hand, bow in another
Bring a water bucket, place it everywhere, conquer all the enderman
Got to destroy the crystals, their getting in my way
The Ender Dragon keeps regening, I call it foul play
I just wish that this was a fair fight
Suddenly, a gapple drops and I know I'll be alright
My names Notch and here's a gapple
My names Notch and here's a gapple
Now it's time to fight
And I hope I'll win
It's a risk to take but Notch is with me
Now it's time to fight
And I hope I'll win
It's a risk to take but Notch is with me
I pop the gapple and I feel super lit
When I strike the enderdragon, it's always a crit
Almost half health, I'm destroying this beast
People doubted me but I'm showing them wrong
I pop the gapple and I feel super lit
When I strike the enderdragon, it's always a crit
Almost half health, I'm destroying this beast
People doubted me but I'm showing them wrong
Now it's time to fight
And I hope I'll win
It's a risk to take but Notch is with me
Now it's time to fight
And I hope I'll win
It's a risk to take but Notch is with me
Used to shear sheep but now I’m a god
Used to just fish, now I won't need a rod
Used to shear sheep but now I’m a god
Used to just fish, now I won't need a rod
I pop the gapple and I feel super lit
When I strike the enderdragon, it's always a crit
Almost half health, I'm destroying this beast
People doubted me but I'm showing them wrong

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