I stood knocking on heaven's doors,

those doors you humans promised me.

Pregnant with my hope did i stand there,

awaiting the redeeming soul of my lost god.

Alas!! How foolish i was,

for when the doors opened,

welcomed not by gods, i was,

but the mocking laughter of you humans.

I stood frozen and petrified, terrified i was,

but the i laughed, laughed like never before,

for now i knew i did not belong here in heaven.

Brimming with my contemptuous joy, i jumped,

to the very depths of hell. For after all,

i am Hades, Hell's very own,
the biggest sinner, of all sinners.