You were always warm and steamy.
I longed for your hot french bod.
Your golden body made my mouth water.
I liked you in more ways than one.
You helped me become a bigger person,
and i will always hold you accountable for that.
Our relationship was special.
You were always there in my time of need.
I was never hungry with you, for you always fed me.
You brought my spirits up when i was sad
and my mood was always great when you were around.
But you always left too soon,
and then I missed you.
I never knew the next time I would see you.
But when we were reunited again,
I could barely breathe.
You took my breath away, literally.

You broke my heart.
I had a stroke and it was your fault;
But i don’t blame you

Oh, french fries,
I still love you.