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puppies make me gay
April 6, 2015
Woof, woof! Dog and wolf.
Snuggle and cuddle. Tender and subtle.
To play by day; puppies make me gay.
Ya hey!
Train and teach ‘em, if they act up, beat ‘em.
Till your all tired, and the dog sitters fired.
Till he’s chewed up his toys and started making a whining noise.
The puppy lies
Beneath the sky!
His cute brown eyes,
To play by day; puppies make me gay,
Ya hey!
Ya-harri-hey!
Ya hoy!
© Kristin D., Bremerton, WA
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i wrote this poem basically trying to imitate a poem in the book the hobbit. its supposed to be funny and not be taken seriously.