When we first met, I thought it was a dream
When I first saw you, you were hot as steam
Thinking if she liked me or not,
I wasn’t really concerned, all I cared about was she was so hot,
Walking up to you, my palms were so sweaty,
Not knowing what to say, I just wanted to stay ready,
Didn’t want to sound ignorant or rude,
But the first word I said to you was dude,
Now feeling stupid and dumb,
I then go chug some whiskey and rum,
Trying to forget what just went down,
I couldn’t help but say, I acted like a clown,
Then when I went home and looked in my pants, they were brown,
Now I might go hit the town,
Get high and never come down,
Now and don’t care about life,
Because I’ll never have a wife,
I go home and think about grabbing my knife,
I then go home and soak in my sorrow,
Hoping I get better luck tomorrow,