I regret to inform you that she is dead. The girl you fell in love with is no longer with us. The gravestone is in her backyard if you'd like to visit.

  I regret to inform you that she is gone. She's drowning in the crystal water of her grandmother's bathtub and choking on the fumes of her father's dying car. This kind of fdamage is irreversible.

  I regret to inform you that she's disappeared. She found a way to fade into the cracks in the wall and she took her chance to fall. The only scrap we have left of her is the lipstick stain on your cheek.