Reasons

I constantly see you,

Even if I don't want to,

I'm always reminded of you,

If I could banish you I would.

You're one of the most uncomfortable things I can think of,

You make me hot,

You restrict me,

You cling to me like a baby clings to its mother,

I wish I wasn't occasionally obligated to wear you,

You fool my eyes looking so fasionable and comfortable,

But once I feel your touch,

I realize why I hate you so much.

I'd rather wear something soft,

Something like leggings,

Or even sweatpants,

Overall,

These are all the reasons,

That I can't stand jean pants.