If teenagers ruled the world…
Marijuana scented air freshener’s would be sold everywhere,
School would be outlawed,
Music festivals would be yearlong ragers,
The legal drinking age would be lowered severely,
The food pyramid would change with junk food at the very top,
And healthy food at the very bottom,
Wearing pants would be completely optional to show as much skin as possible,
Taking a selfie would be the new “best medicine”,
Everyone’s name would start with hashtag,
Let’s not even get started on grammar,
Music speakers would turn up to 11,
People would be forced to like Twilight
The reason someone did a certain thing would be because “YOLO”.
The police would survive, as they learn to serve true justice behind bars.
There would be no rules, no authority,
And infected with chaos.
Like…literally.