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What a Sumo Wrestler Eats For Breakfast
What does a sumo wrestler eat for breakfast
What should I have today
Maybe I'll eat something grey
Maybe I'll eat a whole buffet
I could eat a box of toaster strudels
With a side of 200 noodles
I could eat a whole poodle
I'll eat everything
I'll eat anything
Don't invite me to your weddings
I need a new hobby
For this body
Is very jolly
Such a big decision
I need a vision
I can't leave this kitchen
Eating is my religion

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