This kid just ate 7000 tater tots,
Now we have practice.
He ate those like he was the fattest man alive!

It was funny in the locker room,
Watching him eat 7000 of them,
Now,
He doesn't look too pleasing.

The first thing we have to do is skate extremely hard.
He looks horrible doing these drills.
“You feelin alright?” we all confront him with questions.
He skates into the zone with the puck,
And he winds up looking like hes about to blast the puck,
Everyone on the team is watching,
Listening to the skates scratch the ice like nails on a chalkboard,
And the shh noise as they stop to take a look at the kid,
The cold rink,
Its hot to us players because of our smelly sweat.
He winds up,
Gets ready to shoot and...