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Jay The Snail
Was not a slug
He was very kind
But was also a thug
Jay The Snail
Lived in France
He would soon be fried and eaten
In the country of romance
Jay The Snail
Was captured by a chef
For his own good because he was thug
Who liked to commit theft
He was taken back to the restaurant
Where he was cut up and fried
Jay The Snail then blazed and died
Jay The Snail was my friend
When I heard news of this
I spent my days at Jay’s house and cried
I miss Jay a lot
Even though he was slimy and ugly
Jay was a thug
But he was also my buddy

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