There once was a zoo
That had only a cow
It smelled like poo
And that cow could not moo

The cow waited
But no one would come
He felt very dehydrated
And he was all out of fun.

Till one day
A little boy
Brought some hay
And a little toy

The boy was happy
The cow had played
The boy left very snappy
And the cow had to wait


Until next time
The cow had played
When that boy came with a rhyme
To brighten up his day


Only once a year
The boy would come
The cows good peer
Would bring him Jamaican rum.

Until a day
When the boy had come
They cow pasted away
Because he drank to much………Jamaican rum