Mary Jane! Mary Jane! I hate Mary Jane!
Now before you start to preach that Marijuana isn't bad, let me tell you about my experience with Mary Jane!
Oh no!
This I did not pick from activists against Mary Jane.
I noticed this from experience when it came to Mary Jane.
Sure she makes you feel good,
Sure she's so fun.
But did you ONCE think of the wedge that she drives between you and me?
Because of Mary Jane.
Now you're thinking, "Well if you truly love me, then you'd want me to be happy."
Well how 'bout I tell you my side when it comes to Mary Jane?
The days she isn't in your system, you're so full of life!
Your eyes dazzle in even the dimmest of light.
And you're actually interested in what I have to say and what fun we are having!
I make you smile and laugh...
Even though you say that I'm beautiful and that I'm worth so much, I know!
I know that I will never mean as much as Mary Jane!
Mary Jane! That Mary Jane! I envy Mary Jane!
So much time you spend with her.
And the sad part is, is that I could and it wouldn't matter.
Because you would have Mary Jane!
My human flesh, my human mind, my human heart, my human soul matter nothing to you compared to Mary Jane.
I'm not saying that she's addicting.
I'm saying that she matters more in your eyes, in your veins, and in your brain than me...
You see, against that WEED I am nothing...
Nothing compared to Mary Jane.