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The Typical Break-Up Poem

March 24, 2014
By Samtom311 PLATINUM, Delray Beach, Florida
Samtom311 PLATINUM, Delray Beach, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
"I worship individuals for their highest possibilities as individuals, and I loathe humanity, for its failure to live up to these possibilities." -Ayn Rand


I am
seriously considering
eating
a Death Mint
right now.
This second,
of this minute,
of this hour,
of this day.
It is,
to DIE for,
just like my boyfriend!
*starts to sob uncontrollably*



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on Apr. 1 2014 at 8:00 pm
Samtom311 PLATINUM, Delray Beach, Florida
27 articles 3 photos 25 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I worship individuals for their highest possibilities as individuals, and I loathe humanity, for its failure to live up to these possibilities." -Ayn Rand

Yes. *voice hold air of mystery*

Hanban12 ELITE said...
on Apr. 1 2014 at 7:57 pm
Hanban12 ELITE, Lake Worth, Florida
133 articles 7 photos 631 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them."
Henry David Thoreau

"I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, and then all at once."
John Green

Omg. Is the taste of a Death Mint so dead, you can barely taste it? XD