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My Chinese Dining Experience

February 11, 2014
By Michael Van Elswyk BRONZE, Waverly, Nebraska
Michael Van Elswyk BRONZE, Waverly, Nebraska
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I walk into restaurant and what do I see?
3 stooges’ sisters named Do, Re and Mi.
“Herro and welcome” they greeted me.
I am stunned to yet see, that they look exact alike, the sisters Do,Re and Mei.
Genetics got lazy.
As I can see, for here is an example: Do, Re and Mei.
But getting off topic, as is a pain profoundly, I apparently enjoy it for I am quite good at it.
I order some chicken as any man would.
But they looked at me, like a foolish clown, who stapled wood together with glue, expecting it to withstand the powers of nature.
“We do not have Chicken Nuggets. We have Happy Family!
I said okay, and they sent me on my way, shuttering at the bill…

1,000 Dollars??!?!!?!?
This is crazy!!!!
So heres my number,
And Call me maybe.



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