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I come to thee again my old friend
January 14, 2014
I come to thee again my old friend
To evacuate my bowels, and clear my rear end
Upon you I sit, my porcelain throne
My gift to you, my feces, you shall own.
I feel protected in your care
cushioning my dairyaire
My friend forever you shall be,
home is where I poop most comfortably
© Anonymous
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