Twas a very warm day in the summer,
When I was feeling very much like a bummer,
When from out by my car
Which isn't all so far,
Came the sound of crunching.

I came to see who had decided to dine
For there were times so much more fine,
I rushed over and was shocked to see,
For there was none other before me,
Than a Koala eating my Hummer.

Another Koala is giving him tips,
Like "Eat that part whole with some chips",
I dashed down the steps with some noise,
And began my attempt to stop them with poise.
"STOP THAT!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

Koala two said "Now don't make a fuss.
Please don't call the police, and don't scream or cuss!"
"Now look here," I said, trying to reason.
"I'm sure my neighbor's car is much tastier, plus it's in season!"
But he just smiled with a strange twist of his lips, and said,
"Yes, we know, it's next on the list."