I lied to you when
I told you I care
About your grandparents

I lied to you when
I said I loved
Our night out

I lied to you when
I promised
I had paid your
Parking ticket

I lied to you when
I assured you
That I liked
Watching football
With you

I lied to you when
I thought
I was abducted
By aliens

I lied to you when
I guaranteed
The safety
Of your cats

I lied to you when
I said your landlord
Needed double rent

I lied to you when
I said I confirmed
Our wedding date

I lied to you when
I swore that
Our child
Did not
Have a dumb name

I lied to you when
I said that I lied