If I could put a curse on you
I would have a laugh or two

May you humiliate yourself
May you become a house elf

May your reflection break a mirror
May your injuries be severe

May your soul be sucked from the mouth
May your body travel south

May all your dreams collapse
May your hair turn to all scraps

May you bend to my will
May you only want to kill

May a goblin eat your finger
May the wound be a stinger

May you make a little girl scream
May you have a haunted dream

May you have all bad luck
May you drown in muck

If I could put a curse on you
I would have a laugh or two