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Woof Woof
July 28, 2013
I am a dog
Just a regular old dog
Who eats and poos
Barks and growls
I lick my own bottom,then my owner's face.
Maybe I wag my tail a little too hard
Apparently trashcans are not my bowl
Flees are not my friends
That cat is meant to stay alive
I wasn't meant to pee on my mama's coat ( oops hehehe )
That chicken wing left on the table was not meant for me
Walking does not mean run
4 a.m is not a bathroom break
and sniffing other doggies can not be tolerated
I may get yelled at every once in awhile
But I love my family and they love me
Hey that's all that matters
LOOK A CAT!
© Summer R., Baxter Springs, OK
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dunblane74 said...
on Aug. 2 2013 at 7:37 am
I found this very funny, and it really made the dog seem real. Most importantly the ending point, I love them and they love me. There is no greater gift in the worl than a love of a dog and a good owner. Well done!