Sneakerheads
All the guys consumed by these,
Air Mags,
Jordan’s,
CP3’s.
Corks for $700,
So expensive,
damn.
High tops, low tops, you can choose,
Whatever you pick,
you never lose.
We may grow out after 2 or 3 months,
The second market really helps us.

That’s all we care about,
Treat them like babies.
New ones come out every day,
We call kids copycats but is that okay?
They like our ideas,
We may like theirs,
If we call them copycats,
It will put them in tears.

We get KD’s,
D-Rose’s,
and Kobe’s,
they’re in,
While our grandpas
are chilling
on the couch
drinking
gin.
The old guys ask, “aren’t those expensive?”
Kids don’t respond because the answer is simply “yes.”
Matching socks for $40,
Gramps responds, “In 1963 that got me a fancy dinner.”
All the shoes extremely overpriced,
But in this world price doesn’t matter,
it’s about looking nice.