3cups of madness
A dash of creativity
A pinch on sanity
A handful of ecstasy
A bit of utility
A teaspoon of erratic behavior
A pint of wits
½ a cup of color
2/3s tablespoon of humanity
Warm water
Flower petals
And a lot of everything else

Mix the madness, ecstasy, erratic behavior, and color in a container with a lid and heat in microwave with warm water for 1-3 minutes, depending on your patients with the insane
Put the creativity, sanity, utility, wits, humanity and everything else in a bowl with the flower petals and stir gently
When the mixture comes out of the microwave, shake the container with the lid on vigorously until well integrated. Pour the drink into the boring ingredients and beat with an electric mixer.
Continue to beat until thick, stick in oven for one hour, remove, cool, and duck for cover.