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I Used to be an Adventurer
I used to be an adventurer,
Until I took an arrow to the knee
But when I tell you this story,
You just laugh with glee.
I used to be a hunter
Strong, stealthy, and brave,
Until I met a brown bear
That mauled me in its cave.
I used to be an assassin
Of the Dark Brotherhood,
Until I mocked their cause,
And was fed with their food.
I used to be a story teller,
Just as good as he or she
But then I told this story,
Now everyone laughs at me.

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